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 No.1384

(SEQUEL TO https://soybooru.com/post/view/76847
| GO WATCH THAT FIRST)
>The beautiful sun rises, illuminating the dingey basement through a small window. Chud yawns Mmmm…good morning, rainbow dash!
<dead and decaying horse award
>WHAT THE FUCK??? OH MY GOD, THE SMELL!! Pushes the corpse off his bed What the hell happened to my real life dashie!?!
<Smells like a jartycuck award

 No.1385

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>Oh my HITLER she smells like one of those fucking turkroaches from /pol/…fuck…!
>What the hell am I going to do with the body…!? SOYAKKK!!
<runs down the stairs like a heckin soyboy WHat the HELL, chud?! Im trying to recover from feraljaks heckin unwholesome-OH MY FAUCI YOUR HORSE WIFE IS DEAD!
>Why the FUCK IS SHE DEAD!?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!?! points gun at soyak

 No.1386

gem

 No.1387

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>CHUD!?! Dont heckin kill me! Shes dead cause she had an expatriation date, the machine wasnt that advanced
<YOU FUCKINGGGG LIARRRRR!!! I CANT BELIVE YOU LIED TO ME!!!!
>CHUD NO!
<opens fire on soyak, who dies instantly because he has no muscle on him lol

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>Ugh…great, now i have TWO bodies in my home…now how the hell am I going to get my pony wife!?!
>He looks over to his computer maybe I should ask /soy/ how to get one…
>opens his computer and makes a new thread Hey guys, whats the best way to get a real pony waifu?

 No.1389

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>Start taking hrt and become a heckin valid trans girl…like me! >w<
<NO DONT LISTEN TO XER YOU FUCKING PONYFAG SAGE SAGE CHEEEEESEEEEE
^MARTYR YOURSELF FOR THE PONY DEATH CULT NOW NOWN WNOWNOWN NWO NOW NOW

v Moved to >>>/qa/301448


 No.1390

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>TRANNY JANNY TRANNY JANNY!!! God damn it! Now I have to stay in /qa/, with all these insufferable namefags…
<Uhmmmmm maybe you should check that robot factory down the street. Its so gemmy ^^
>Oh, wow! Finally, a namefag thats good for once! Thanks, miko! turns off his computer
<Btw does anyone wanna play mario kart wii with me

 No.1391

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>Now to find this building…
walk walk walk walk walk walk walk
<Aye man u wann sum of dis sheit?
>Fuck off NIGGER.
<Monkey noises

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gem of a thread

 No.1393

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>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO BE BTFOED, JUST LIKE THE SHARTY SAID YOU WOULD BE!!!
<Incomprehensible nigger babble, picks up the stupid chud
>NONONONONO GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME, YOU JIGGABOOO
<OOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAH O O O O O!!!!!!!!!! launches the chud far away with its super african strength

 No.1394

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>Lies on the ground OWOWOWOW! STUPID NIGGER….now where am i!?!
<
>…

 No.1395

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>He goes inside. Its super big, but its super empty, with only two people inside…
<God damn it! I want my super fertile anthro bee queen NOW!!!
^For the last time, you dolt, we dont make bots for sexual pleasure.
<I DONT CARE! I want to have sex with her, and pleasure her, and we'll have our own bee hive to rule!!!

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>OH NO! A fellow aryan is in trouble! I have to help him..but how…?
>He relizes he still has a gun Oh, right. HANDS UP!!
<AHHHHH DA CORD CAME FOR ME OHNONONONO!!!!
^What the fuck!?

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Oh.my.science such a slowburn gem from aryan heaven in here?!?!

 No.1398

>>1394
What a kind and helpful nigger who provided mr chud with free high speed transportation

 No.1399

>>1397
Don’t you mean a ponytroon barneystone?

 No.1400

bumping this gem

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(back i had to sleep you niggers. also no im not a bot)
>You dont know me, and i dont know you, But i do know that your going to give this man his anthro bee queen, and im going to get a rainbow dash waifu, YOU HEAR ME!?!
<DEAR ZOG OKAY OKAY FINE!!! starts typing on his computer
^What the hell…!? Who are you, fucking clitty leaker…??
>My name is Chud, Brandon Chud…wait, what the fuck did you just call me???

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>Okay, I put in your requests into the machine, you should get your robots tomorrow, fucking meanies…
<Well…thanks, Mr. Clitty. At least i'll get my queen bee.
^STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
<OKay okay fineee….jeez….

 No.1403

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>Well…I do need someone to help clean up the bodies in my basement. COuld you come with me to my house?
<I mean, sure, my mom wont even let me play with my character.ai wives after I shot that nigger on our lawn
>BASED TND GEEEEEG!!! Anyways lets go! Takes Nate with him to his house
^…wait, bodies?

 No.1404

should i turn this into a tiktok

 No.1405

>>1404
No i will once i get my elevenlabs back

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>Wow, this place smells like an obsessed jartycuck.
<Your probably smelling that faggot, Soyak. tosses the soyboy out the window
>Why the fuck would you kill your fuckable pony meatbag???
<I didn't kill her, she just died on her own cause science or something like that.

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>Uh…whatever. Do you have anything on this stupid pc? turns on chuds computer
<Well, I got some character.ai shit you might be intressted in…
>OH HELL YES!! What kind of bots do you have on here?
>Chrysalis, Twilight, Applejack…all the mares a real hyperborean aryan like me could ask for…

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>Well, I guess I'll just have an erotic roleplay with Chrysalis, since she is an insect or whatever…
<Nate, why are you do you have a insect fetish? Even I think thats a little weird.
>Uhmmm, I dont fucking know, that fucking Maya The Bee made me hard when i was going through puberty idk
<…

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And so, the two degenerate chudcel nazis spent all their day in Chuds basement, gooning and shit like the fucking bigots they are. smokes BNWO pipe

 No.1410

>>1409
meds

 No.1411

>>1410
Evendoe it’s actually what /pol/troons do

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About 15 hours later
>OHHHHH MY HITLERRR!!! She came! My Dashie bot came!! This is so exciting!
<WHat the fuck? Wheres my dommy mommy 'fe queen bee…??
>Maybe yours is just coming later, I dont know…now lets open this fucking box up… Uses a CS:GO lookin ahh knife to open it
^

 No.1413

>>1412
>OMGXISA

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>Alright! Time to power my wife Dashie for the first time ever! presses the power buttonpresses it again
>What the fuck?? keeps pressing it You have to be fucking kidding me! This stupid thing is broken already???
<Maybe you have to plug it in and let it charge? Idk thats how i got my goyPhone 14 working or something like that.
>Fucking mutt faggot. plugs it into a wall outlet

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>Charging…
<God fucking damn it…guess I should go to sleep…this day has been exaughsting.
^Yeah, I have to get back to my mom before she thinks im out assulting valid trans wom-I mean BTFOing trannies in public again, sorry. leaves the basement, triping on the stairs and calls it an obsessed cord faggot
<Well, there goes a night of epic sex with my pony waifu… he gets on his bed, and falls asleep, letting dashie charge overnight

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And so ends another day in chuds pointless bigot life. Maybe you should take a lesson here and get off the internet, start doing hrt, and becomea sissy for black-
>KILL YOUSELF FAGGOT Kills coalson
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 No.1417

extremely gay 'toss

 No.1418

>>1416
Thanks for killing the spadetranny Cobtrick Bateman



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